OKStupid Chronicles #3: Get the hint!

Every now and again, I will get a message from someone that I'm not really interested in ever talking to. So, to be respectful, I don't respond, and go on with my day. Some guys, however, do not understand that concept. That is when we get fun ones like this.

I wouldn't say 'afraid' so much as 'I don't even want to look at your profile because your photo makes you look like such a douchebag'. I thought Myspace angles died with Myspace. 

How about the fact that you started out overconfident and I didn't respond so you tried again for the same result? I think I may have gotten one other message from the same guy, but it probably would have been similar to this one.

I'm really more of an OKC creeper than anything else - if you go into online dating, especially free online dating, thinking that you'll get anything meaningful out of it, you should really rethink your life. Especially your life on the Internet.

And guys, if you decide to message some random girl, BE SMART ABOUT IT. Complement her, use a complete sentence! Punctuation is your friend! Talk to her like you'd want her to talk to you. It doesn't have to be a horrible experience if you don't want it to be.

Unless you're me. Then, your OKCupid inbox is always a horrible experience.